The Real Estate Agent
Always busy on the phone, negotiating the latest block of flats, 4 penthouses, 24 apartments and a ton of lock up garages, but he also has time to show you some dilapidated house in dire need of renovation, "you can still move into it" he says, "an alteration here and there, and in 4 years time you will have a lovely family home". The price is a whopping 900k, "but negotiable, although don't come back with a silly offer of say, 850k".