The RUBS Warrior

The RUBS Facebook page is his turf, the hashtags are his ammunition, the Post button is his trigger, the RUBS warrior knows no mercy. If his lunch doesn’t hit his table in the next ten minutes, his ribeye steak is over cooked, or his portion is too small, he will shoot his hashtags where it hurts, like a proper connoisseur, but he will never, ever, verbally complain to the waiter.